Shmingus: The Game
Story
There is no story, no summary, no explanation. Play it.
Features
- A LOT of endings!
- A gallery with my beautiful artwork.
- Several romances?
- FRIENDSHIP?
- Tragedy....
Credits
It may come as a surprise to some but I do NOT own Toyota, Honda, Cyber Trucks OR EVEN Twilight Sparkle.
- Thanks Toyota Motor Corporation for Toyotas.
- Thanks Honda Motor Company for Hondas.
- Thanks Tesla, Inc for Cyber Trucks. Please don't hurt me.
- And especially, thank you Hasbro for making My Little Pony.
Thank you to Ghuroba Studio for your font. <3 (https://www.dafont.com/madina.font)
Thank you Wattson for your Kinetic-text-tags (https://wattson.itch.io/kinetic-text-tags) Legend.
Thank you BunnyGunGames for your repo: https://github.com/BunnyGunGames/renpy-to-itch Wouldn't have been able to post this creation on here without you
Before you are led to think I made a 10 year old create my sprites and backgrounds, I'll have you know, it was actually me.
If I forgot someone, please don't sue me. Please. I am a mere college student. I can't afford any more debt.
Music
What music? There is no music. Suffer in silence.
Reviews
"Wowie, this game is so epic sauce with super spaghetti 10/10" - me
"....What a lovely game..." - my mom
"If I say this game is good, will you give me back my family? I mean 10/10." - random man
Warnings
Don't look at my code and don't let any of my computer science professors see.
Download
Comments
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5 STARS!!!!
The most anticipated game of the 21st century, shmingus is love shmingus is life. PRAISE SCHMINGUSSY
Await the sequel, Shmingus vs Dingus
Je t'aime Shmingus <3
Shmingus t'aime aussi
this game felt so real that when I woke up and realized I wasn't married to Schmingus in real life I cried. Shmingus oh Shmingus, I wish to be by your side. You are the best shmingus. The most beautiful story telling I've ever seen 10/10.
These are such kind words. I will pass them along to Shmingus.
I will contact my French headquarters.
This is the best visual novel ever! I'm in love with Shmingus <3
Don't fuel Shmingus's ego. It's greed sickens me. <3
I never thought a conversation with a car could break me, but Shmingus: The Game proved me wrong. The way Shmingus spoke, with such wisdom and quiet sorrow, made me feel as if I were peering into the soul of a machine burdened by forgotten memories. Every dialogue choice felt like fate itself balancing on the edge of a rusted bumper. When Shmingus revealed its longing to feel the wind not through its engine, but through a human heart, I couldn't hold back the tears. The digital streets blurred before me as my emotions flooded the screen. I finished the game a different person — and I can't even look at my own car without feeling a deep, unexplainable ache.
Indubitably
Best story telling ever made, mostly because I get to live with the interstate highway called 90.
The Interstate Highway they call 90 thanks you
YIPPEEE!